Gail Collins’ Lone Star Takedown

If you know that Mitt Romney once drove to Canada with his dog strapped to the roof of his car in a crate, it’s probably because you read Gail Collins’ regular column in The New York Times. She’s mentioned it in more than 60 pieces, and whenever she wickedly weaves it into a story I laugh out loud.

Her lively wit makes her new book, As Texas Goes … How the Lone Star State Hijacked the American Agenda, funny-but-scary. Collins pictures a state populated by politicians puffed up with self-regard, convinced of the righteousness of their causes, determined to impose their ignorance on the rest of us and either oblivious or hostile to reality.

Collins pays attention to every detail. Each chapter makes a distinct and convincing case for her contention that Texas has hijacked the American agenda. The book is like a pointillist canvas: When you step back from it, you clearly see the big picture. We see how the Lone Star State’s influence on American public policy has become vast, far-reaching and quite frightening.

We meet an assortment of characters in Collins’ portrait of Texas, including some pretty dim bulbs, shady characters and political operatives whose partisan wrangling would even shock Machiavelli. Then there’s the passel of highly influential politicians with outsized personalities who’ve represented Texas in Washington, from Presidents Johnson and two Bushes to key senators and U.S. representatives such as Phil Gramm, Dick Armey, Tom DeLay, Ron Paul, Lamar Smith, Jim Wright, Kay Bailey Hutchison, John Cornyn and Charlie Wilson. We can’t help but notice that while political egos are as large as the state, ethical growth has been stunted. Aiding and abetting some of the most loathsome creatures to walk the political landscape has been another infamous Texan: Karl Rove.

On the flip side, Texas also has given us some outstanding women, from Gov. Anne Richards to Rep. Barbara Jordan to the great columnist Molly Ivins, whose wit and laser clarity is matched by Collins’.

It’s not just politicians who’ve left black marks on the Lone Star State. Enron was a Texas company, and its leader Ken “Kenny Boy” Lay was one of George W. Bush’s buddies. Until he wasn’t. Political survival requires one to run from one’s friends at the first whiff of scandal–witness the current crop of toadies who’ve erased any mention of the reign of George W. Bush from their campaigns.

What should send chills down every parent’s spine is the realization that those heavy textbooks weighing down your kids’ backpacks are enormously influenced by the Texas State Board of Education, an outfit which essentially dictates the content of most American school books. It wouldn’t be so bad if the State Board wasn’t filled with right-wing, racist, sexist, homophobic xenophobes with an aversion to the fact-based universe. Collins reminds us that among the many loopy demands made by this bunch was the edict that any mention of the “New Deal” be removed from U.S. history. Since the state buys so many books due its large population (see discussion of teen pregnancy below), textbook publishers often bend to the Texas will and gear their books toward “whatever Texas wanted.”

The distorted views on education are matched by vehement Texan climate-change deniers, who are fueled by the enormous wealth generated from oil and gas extraction. By the way, Texas produces the most greenhouse gases of any state in the nation.

And sex education? Where such courses exist, they consist of abstinence-only programs. Three of four state-approved health textbooks never mention the word “condom.” Not surprisingly, Texas has the nation’s fourth-highest teenage birth rate and second-highest rate of repeat births to teen moms. Yet Texas Gov. Rick Perry is convinced that “abstinence works,” pegging its lack of success to “maybe it’s the way it’s being applied.”

As Texas Goes … How the Lone Star State Hijacked the American Agenda is a must-read for political junkies as well as anyone curious about how our politics got so crazy. At least Collins keeps us laughing through our tears.

Comments

  1. Aaagh. My people! My people!

  2. Yeah–I’m cryin’ here…

  3. Why I’m crying is Gail Collins is a lousy writer. She’s not factual, she wastes everyone’s time with that awful column. Bob Somerby at The Daily Howler has gone through her columns showing that she excels in snark but avoids the issues and dumbs us down. She also doesn’t know Texas too well as Somerby’s also documented. I am so sick of this nonsense from Ms. “Oh a woman wrote a book! Oh, let’s kiss her butt!” No. And I am a Common Ills community member which means I have seen the infamous e-mail Gail Collins wrote to a feminist who called her out when Maureen Dowd was on vacation and Collins was then an editor. Collins is very clear in that e-mail that even though Dowd was the only woman at that time doing a column for the paper, Collins did not feel she had any obligation to find a woman to fill in for Dowd and was quite thrilled with the man she picked to replace Dowd.
    Try reading a book for value. This is supposed to be a political books. It’s factual problems have already been pointed out
    http://dailyhowler.blogspot.com/2012/06/some-facts-about-texas-minority-kids.html
    http://dailyhowler.blogspot.com/2012/06/what-did-americas-children-do.html

    but you just praise it and praise a woman who does nothing for other women and repeatedly dumbs down women in public every time she types another sentence. And the dog story? Gail Collins can’t stop writing about it and she still can’t get it right. And most of all, it doesn’t matter one bit. It’s just another way she wastes her column over and over and over.

    I came here for one reason only, that stupid Atlantic magazine story that does get in jibes at feminist and feminism. I was outraged by it and thought, “Oh, I’ll go to Ms. They’ll be calling out.” As usual, you disappoint on a daily basis.

    There are feminist who rock online. Ava and C.I., for example, who never play stupid or beat the tribal drums but search and report. And then there are these people who just waste everyone’s time.

    Before you find a book ‘funny’ but ‘scary,’ you might try doing a fact check. The lack of standards at Ms. are appalling.

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