Senator Alan Kooi Simpson Steps in a Cow Pie

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Former Republican Sen. Alan Simpson recently stated that Social Security is becoming “a cow with 310 million tits.” I’m a vegetarian, but even I know that cows don’t have tits, they have teats. Thus begins the list of incorrect and nasty misstatements that have poured out of the mouth of Alan Kooi Simpson lately. (Hey, […]

Hey Broadway, Don’t Forget Women Playwrights!

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I am a playwright living in Los Angeles. Am I an oxymoron, or just a regular moron? Everybody knows that Los Angeles is a movie town! In spite of this, through great good fortune all of my plays have been produced, and I have nothing to complain about. So why this blog post? When we […]

Five Reasons A Ms. Blogger Won’t Wear Stiletto Heels

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The stiletto phenomenon has now been around long enough to have a list of reasons why I would never wear them. How about you? 1. I will start with an admission: My feet are too wide for me to wear any of the currently stylish four- to six-inch stiletto heels even if I wanted to. […]